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“ Everyone who touches it wants to score. ”
— Joe Johnson of the Atlanta Hawks on their loss to the Charlotte Bobcats (via leeleeleelee)
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“ It looks like hubby Jay Mohr still finds Cox ever so kissable. ”
— E!’s “The 20 Best and Worst Celebrity Plastic Surgeries” discusses Nikki Cox’s lip injections (via welcometothisblogbitch)
CHAT
Re: Terry Bradshaw, etc
- Carson: So you're always poking at those guys, huh?
- Frank Caliendo: Well, it's not very hard.
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“ Did you swallow? ”
— It’s best that you don’t know the circumstances. (via chhastakenovermyfreakylife)
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My Deft Fingers Have Never Lost Their Skill!
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Somethings Dripping On Me…
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“ Then Nate blew it in my face and it got into my eye ”
— Me, Matt Gorman, regarding my ill-fated attempt at fellatio with my friend Nate. (via mattgorman) (via adamhrabik)
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…So I Never Did See Who It Was.
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“ The Bears are trying to come in here ”
— NBC announcer (Collinsworth, I think)/TWSS reblog bait. (via mattgorman)
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“ Just wait, this baby is about to EXPLODE. ”
— Rachel Ray, re: the most ominous conclusion to a meal preparation that I have ever heard.
