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Now pull out the rod and there should be a big wad of DNA on it.”
— An exhibit at the Denver Museum of Nature and Science where you do an experiment to extract DNA. It seemed to be targeted towards young children, none of whom realized why I found this so hilarious. (via mattgorman)
Everyone who touches it wants to score.”
— Joe Johnson of the Atlanta Hawks on their loss to the Charlotte Bobcats (via leeleeleelee)
It looks like hubby Jay Mohr still finds Cox ever so kissable.”
— E!’s “The 20 Best and Worst Celebrity Plastic Surgeries” discusses Nikki Cox’s lip injections (via welcometothisblogbitch)
Re: Terry Bradshaw, etc
Carson: So you're always poking at those guys, huh?
Frank Caliendo: Well, it's not very hard.
Did you swallow?”
— It’s best that you don’t know the circumstances. (via chhastakenovermyfreakylife)
My Deft Fingers Have Never Lost Their Skill!
Somethings Dripping On Me…
Then Nate blew it in my face and it got into my eye”
— Me, Matt Gorman, regarding my ill-fated attempt at fellatio with my friend Nate. (via mattgorman) (via adamhrabik)
…So I Never Did See Who It Was.
