July 2011
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May 2011
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“Eric has been baiting non-stop for nine hours.”
– narrator, Deadliest Catch
November 2010
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October 2010
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September 2010
1 post
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July 2010
4 posts
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“When you get into a tight place and everything goes against you until it seems...”
– Harriet Beecher Stowe (via emilyrose)
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June 2010
6 posts
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“With God as my witness, I never shall yield til we come face to face.”
– Javert, Les Miserables (the musical)
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“Sometimes I feel like there’s two people inside me, and they’re...”
– Aarti, Next Food Network Star
“She likes it rough and bumpy”
– NBC announcer talking about US skier Julia Mancuso
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“But when she finally appeared holding a cock in her right hand, a large cheer...”
– Things Fall Apart (118)
April 2010
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March 2010
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February 2010
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January 2010
6 posts
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“Sooner or later, 69 will be in your face.”
– Al Michaels, re: Jared Allen during the Vikings/Cardinals game.
“And don’t try to talk until I take that out.”
– How to Marry a Millionaire (1953)
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“You like the way I slipped that in?”
– Jay Leno, to Bill Cosby
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December 2009
5 posts
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“What am I supposed to do with all these packages, guys? Come on!”
– Scott Calvin
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“Come in and know me better, man!”
– The Ghost of Christmas Present
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Nothing was beautiful
menstrom:
mattgorman:
arrowsandaccolades:
And everything hurt
Everything was ugly
and nothing felt good.
TWSS :(
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November 2009
6 posts
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“And Alton, for the last time, STAY OUT OF MY TUNNEL!”
– Chairman on Iron Chef America
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“He took a really long time to get it up.
…”
– Me, re: Jacob and his Gossip Girl recap
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“…I interrupted and said “why I don’t just grab him for you?” The results...”
– (via streeter)
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“Now pull out the rod and there should be a big wad of DNA on it.”
– An exhibit at the Denver Museum of Nature and Science where you do an experiment to extract DNA. It seemed to be targeted towards young children, none of whom realized why I found this so hilarious. (via mattgorman)
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“Everyone who touches it wants to score.”
– Joe Johnson of the Atlanta Hawks on their loss to the Charlotte Bobcats (via leeleeleelee)
October 2009
3 posts
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“It looks like hubby Jay Mohr still finds Cox ever so kissable.”
– E!’s “The 20 Best and Worst Celebrity Plastic Surgeries” discusses Nikki Cox’s lip injections (via welcometothisblogbitch)
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Re: Terry Bradshaw, etc
Carson: So you're always poking at those guys, huh?
Frank Caliendo: Well, it's not very hard.
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“Did you swallow?”
– It’s best that you don’t know the circumstances. (via chhastakenovermyfreakylife)
September 2009
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“Then Nate blew it in my face and it got into my eye”
– Me, Matt Gorman, regarding my ill-fated attempt at fellatio with my friend Nate. (via mattgorman) (via adamhrabik)
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“The Bears are trying to come in here”
– NBC announcer (Collinsworth, I think)/TWSS reblog bait. (via mattgorman)
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“Just wait, this baby is about to EXPLODE.”
– Rachel Ray, re: the most ominous conclusion to a meal preparation that I have ever heard.
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“It’s amazing to think that so many Olympic hopefuls came out of such...”
– Travel Channel narrator, re: Cuba
August 2009
18 posts
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“That’s when the jelly popped into my head.”
– One of the chefs on “Chopped”
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“I don’t think I can fit you in. There are already a lot of men in there.”
– A scheduler for prostate exams outside my office 5 seconds ago. I have never wanted to yell “that’s what she said” so badly. (via leeleeleelee)