TWSS

"And Alton, for the last time, STAY OUT OF MY TUNNEL!"

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 02:09:00 -0500

“And Alton, for the last time, STAY OUT OF MY TUNNEL!”

- Chairman on Iron Chef America

"He took a really long time to get it up. …"

Fri, 27 Nov 2009 11:00:08 -0500

“

He took a really long time to get it up.

…

”

- Me, re: Jacob and his Gossip Girl recap

"…I interrupted and said “why I don’t just grab him for you?” The results are fantastic. I left..."

Mon, 23 Nov 2009 03:43:50 -0500

“…I interrupted and said “why I don’t just grab him for you?” The results are fantastic. I left them to gush all over each other.”

- (via streeter)

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Sun, 22 Nov 2009 09:44:04 -0500

"Now pull out the rod and there should be a big wad of DNA on it."

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:06:53 -0500

“Now pull out the rod and there should be a big wad of DNA on it.”

- An exhibit at the Denver Museum of Nature and Science where you do an experiment to extract DNA. It seemed to be targeted towards young children, none of whom realized why I found this so hilarious. (via mattgorman)

"Everyone who touches it wants to score."

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:17:09 -0500

“Everyone who touches it wants to score.”

- Joe Johnson of the Atlanta Hawks on their loss to the Charlotte Bobcats (via leeleeleelee)

"It looks like hubby Jay Mohr still finds Cox ever so kissable."

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 16:51:16 -0400

“It looks like hubby Jay Mohr still finds Cox ever so kissable.”

- E!’s “The 20 Best and Worst Celebrity Plastic Surgeries” discusses Nikki Cox’s lip injections (via welcometothisblogbitch)

Re: Terry Bradshaw, etc

Tue, 13 Oct 2009 01:45:44 -0400

Carson: So you're always poking at those guys, huh?
Frank Caliendo: Well, it's not very hard.

"Did you swallow?"

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 21:47:48 -0400

“Did you swallow?”

- It’s best that you don’t know the circumstances. (via chhastakenovermyfreakylife)

comicallyvintage: My Deft Fingers Have Never Lost Their Skill!

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 08:37:53 -0400

comicallyvintage:

My Deft Fingers Have Never Lost Their Skill!

comicallyvintage: Somethings Dripping On Me…

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 17:41:07 -0400

comicallyvintage:

Somethings Dripping On Me…

"Then Nate blew it in my face and it got into my eye"

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 08:46:22 -0400

“Then Nate blew it in my face and it got into my eye”

- Me, Matt Gorman, regarding my ill-fated attempt at fellatio with my friend Nate. (via mattgorman) (via adamhrabik)

comicallyvintage: …So I Never Did See Who It Was.

Sat, 19 Sep 2009 15:43:11 -0400

comicallyvintage:

…So I Never Did See Who It Was.

"The Bears are trying to come in here"

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 09:22:07 -0400

“The Bears are trying to come in here”

- NBC announcer (Collinsworth, I think)/TWSS reblog bait. (via mattgorman)

"Just wait, this baby is about to EXPLODE."

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 15:55:38 -0400

“Just wait, this baby is about to EXPLODE.”

- Rachel Ray, re: the most ominous conclusion to a meal preparation that I have ever heard.

"It’s amazing to think that so many Olympic hopefuls came out of such humble surroundings, but..."

Tue, 01 Sep 2009 23:06:51 -0400

“It’s amazing to think that so many Olympic hopefuls came out of such humble surroundings, but come out of here they did.”

- Travel Channel narrator, re: Cuba

"That’s when the jelly popped into my head."

Mon, 31 Aug 2009 10:22:00 -0400

“That’s when the jelly popped into my head.”

- One of the chefs on “Chopped”

welcometothisblogbitch: Craption Contest win number seven. I’m...

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:11:47 -0400

welcometothisblogbitch:

Craption Contest win number seven. I’m pretty proud of this one, actually, as I entered really late and had a long way to rise up.

"I don’t think I can fit you in. There are already a lot of men in there."

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 11:35:37 -0400

“I don’t think I can fit you in. There are already a lot of men in there.”

- A scheduler for prostate exams outside my office 5 seconds ago. I have never wanted to yell “that’s what she said” so badly. (via leeleeleelee)

not-ean: randomsecondpanel: via twss

Sun, 23 Aug 2009 17:13:51 -0400

not-ean:

randomsecondpanel:

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