That’s when the jelly popped into my head.”
— One of the chefs on “Chopped”
Baby, don’t put that in there!
…We’re just full of them tonight.
”
—
Chase, re: both TWSSes and something I was going to type about his gray hair.
NOW WHAT, CHASE?!?!?!!?
Don’t worry, we’re surrounded by wood.”
— me, to Chase, who is worried about jinxing the good luck he’s had with his hair recently
I’ll just come whenever I finish or something.”
— Chase, re: arriving at a meeting
So… you ARE giving it to me?”
— Chase, re: the rest of my beef stroganoff, a food that is itself a TWSS
I know! That’s how I was last night! I was like, ‘I don’t even want anymore. Why do I keep putting it in my mouth?’”
— Chase, re: Easter candy
Just in case you couldn’t see the beaver, here’s the beaver. It’s huge.”
— Chase, re: a Cracked.com photoshop contest entry
I take one 30-second phone call...
me: I'm back
Chase: Hold on. My mouth is really full.
me: hahahahaha
Chase: You were on the other line, so I stuffed my face.
me: hahahahaha
Chase: Okay, I swallowed it.
me: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
I don’t even remember which direction you’re coming from.”
— Chase, re: giving directions
