You like the way I slipped that in?”
— Jay Leno, to Bill Cosby
You had me at ding dong”
— the lady in this re/max commercial (via danieleric)
Did somebody say ... "WOOD"?!
Joey Gladstone: I'm really glad you came tonight, Dad.
Colonel Gladstone: Me too, son. I was proud of you.
Joey Gladstone: Thanks, Dad. You know, I wish we could have had this night a long time ago.
Colonel Gladstone: Well, maybe we can make a fresh start now.
Joey Gladstone: I love you, Dad.
Colonel Gladstone: I love you, too, son. Come here.
Let me come through you slowly. Don’t be afraid. It’s only love.”
— “Only Love”, from The Scarlet Pimpernel
I don’t even remember which direction you’re coming from.”
— Chase, re: giving directions
I enjoyed you tonight. I enjoyed you.”
— Kara, American Idol
