Why Doesn’t He Come!
I haven’t updated this blog in a while, but my guess is that maybe because your body looks like a question mark, Bizarro Princess Leia?
You don’t want to know. Trust me on this.
I try to sneak the dry version in there every once in a while, but he always notices and says, “Never again.”
— a viewer writing in to Aida’s cooking show, re: onion and garlic
Piano teacher: Isn't he good?
Rita: He's great!
Piano teacher: He's my student!
Phil Connors? I think he’s already in there.”
— Nancy
Is he coming? IS HE COMING?!”
— “Coke brand manager,” Coke Zero commercial
