You like the way I slipped that in?”
— Jay Leno, to Bill Cosby
Come in and know me better, man!”
— The Ghost of Christmas Present
The Bears are trying to come in here”
— NBC announcer (Collinsworth, I think)/TWSS reblog bait. (via mattgorman)
I don’t think I can fit you in. There are already a lot of men in there.”
— A scheduler for prostate exams outside my office 5 seconds ago. I have never wanted to yell “that’s what she said” so badly. (via leeleeleelee)
Baby, don’t put that in there!
…We’re just full of them tonight.
”
—
Chase, re: both TWSSes and something I was going to type about his gray hair.
NOW WHAT, CHASE?!?!?!!?
Chef on Chopped: I didn't know I had it in me to pull it out.
Judge on Chopped: We saw you growing before our eyes.
I try to sneak the dry version in there every once in a while, but he always notices and says, “Never again.”
— a viewer writing in to Aida’s cooking show, re: onion and garlic
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
She Came In Through The Bathroom Window - Joe Cocker (Beatles)
I will not sleep tonight until I have read every Lamebook post.
