Want them to tell? Twist it more.
Everyone who touches it wants to score.”
— Joe Johnson of the Atlanta Hawks on their loss to the Charlotte Bobcats (via leeleeleelee)
High school detention.
That’s-what-she-said edition.
if kids got detention for this when i was in high school i never would have been in class.
Whatever it is I wanted to rub it.”
—
~Natalie
Our adventures and conversations this week have been full of TWSS moments. Even more than usual.
(via doodlesanddroolpuddles)
So… you ARE giving it to me?”
— Chase, re: the rest of my beef stroganoff, a food that is itself a TWSS
Person Ostensibly Not Handling a Penis #1: No, if you do it you gotta open your mouth!
Person Ostensibly Not Handling a Penis #2: Yeah, you gotta squeeze it!
via Chris McCoy
I know! That’s how I was last night! I was like, ‘I don’t even want anymore. Why do I keep putting it in my mouth?’”
— Chase, re: Easter candy
Why bother? You don’t do it deep anyway.”
— some girl, re: Chris McCoy sleeping
