You like the way I slipped that in?”
— Jay Leno, to Bill Cosby
Alright, we’ll just insert it… here. Does that burn? Some people like it fast, some people like it slow. Some people say “take your time,” other people just want me to get it over with.”
— my dad’s nurse, who has taught me that oncologic medicine strangely renders quite a few “That’s what she saids.” (via emilyrose)
