Sometimes I feel like there’s two people inside me, and they’re doing battle.”
— Aarti, Next Food Network Star
Come in and know me better, man!”
— The Ghost of Christmas Present
…So I Never Did See Who It Was.
Chef on Chopped: I didn't know I had it in me to pull it out.
Judge on Chopped: We saw you growing before our eyes.
You touched me personally, and that’s not easy to do.”
— That one really bitchy judge on Chopped.
You had me at ding dong”
— the lady in this re/max commercial (via danieleric)
Pour your self all over me and I’ll cherish every drop of you here on my knees”
— Jessica Simpson (I wanna love you forever) on being bukkake’d (via not-ean)
So… you ARE giving it to me?”
— Chase, re: the rest of my beef stroganoff, a food that is itself a TWSS
Let me come through you slowly. Don’t be afraid. It’s only love.”
— “Only Love”, from The Scarlet Pimpernel
I really miss doing it with a whole class.”
— me, to which Chase Mitchell replied, “That’s what the teacher in the porno said.”
