And Alton, for the last time, STAY OUT OF MY TUNNEL!”
— Chairman on Iron Chef America
Re: Terry Bradshaw, etc
Carson: So you're always poking at those guys, huh?
Frank Caliendo: Well, it's not very hard.
Just wait, this baby is about to EXPLODE.”
— Rachel Ray, re: the most ominous conclusion to a meal preparation that I have ever heard.
It’s amazing to think that so many Olympic hopefuls came out of such humble surroundings, but come out of here they did.”
— Travel Channel narrator, re: Cuba
That’s when the jelly popped into my head.”
— One of the chefs on “Chopped”
I want to thank my buddy, John, for asking me to come at the last minute, and my wife, for encouraging me to come.”
— Some dude on Millionaire, re: getting on the show
Oh my God, these are so hard!”
— Jill on Made, re: sit-ups
Two minutes on each side. Flip, do it again. Flip, do it again.”
— STOP ALREADY ALTON
I like to grind my own meats.”
— Alton again, this time on some sort of grilling special. He’s full of them today.
